15 Reasons Why Computers are Female !!

What sex is your computer ?

No scientific experiments has given the final results yet, but… Here you’ll find 15 good reasons to believe why FEMALE is the right answer.

• Picky, picky, picky.
• No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
• They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
• Beauty is only shell deep.
• When you ask what’s wrong, they say “nothing”.
• Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
• Always turning simple statements into big productions.
• Smalltalk is important.
• You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
• They make you take the garbage out.
• The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
• Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
• As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
• The message “bad command or file name” is about as informative as “If you don’t know what is wrong, then I’m not going to tell you.”
• Miss a period and they go wild.